Frogs! Frogs! Frogs!-Old Version
What is the life cycle of a frog?
Funny Frog Jokes

Where do baby frogs learn to swim? In a tadpool.

What’s a frog’s favorite game? Hopscotch

Why are frogs normally so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.

What happens if a frog and toad collide? They get tongue tied.

Why would a frog go to hospital? To have a hopperation.

How does a frog feel if it breaks its leg? Very unhoppy.

What does a frog order in a restaurant? French flies and diet croak!

How do frogs feel about the way we treat the planet? Hopping mad

What does a frog like to sing? Hoppera

Who’s green and lies very still?
Kermit the Log