Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?|
A: "They kept saying 'Bach, Bach!'"
Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band!
Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!